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Hopkins Izzo

Posted on August 2009 in chest pain upper left

You know we work hard at Hopkins…we also like to blow off a little steam

Ladies and gentlemen, put our hands together for the astonishing…
(H to the izz-O,P K to the kizz-A)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the number one hospital in the country
18 times…come and find us…
Thanks for coming out tonight.
You coulda been treated anywhere in the world, but you’re here with us
We appreciate that…uuunnnh…

H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Johns the first name, don’t forget the S
Was servin’ em by that school with the Terrapins
Go to work for em
Diagnosing their ills, what was hurtin’ em.
Breaks and bleeds, bone screws and tourniquets
Chest pain - tell me how bad the burning gets
H to the izz-O, P K I N S
Pain got you crippled? Let me give you a whipple!
They gave you two bypass, lets go for the triple
I read it in a book once, made it look pretty simple
Make it look easy, like House MDeezy
Now I walk with a limp even though it looks cheesy
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Not playin’, this is me sayin’
Respect for the healers from under the dome
Bring it home…our stethoscopes’ plated in chrome

[CHORUS]
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Fo’ sho you know we got them MDs who train to excess
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
That things sterile, stand with your hands UP!
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Johns the first name, say it with an S
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
That things sterile, stand with your hands UP!

Holla at me…
Bring it from Baltimordor, what these words for
Witness like Jehova we gonna bring it right to your door
Transfusing this slack crap of medical rap
Bring it back, put Hopkins on the map
The time and the skill, that’s two things we lack
Just underscoring all of the books that we crack
Just underscoring us, how you feel bout that?
You think I mean the boards? I’m talking bout the track.

[CHORUS]

Yeah…
3 things you learn when you walk through these doors
One, here at Hopkins living legends walk the floors
Walked in the hospital saw Carson’s gifted hands
Had to stop…jizzed in my pants, 2
Barely making pass is a cause for elation
Even if you study til you lose all sensation
Number 3, c’est la vie, is important information
Dating + MedSchool = contraindication
You and me, all night in the anatomy lab
I’ll wear that nice cologne so it wont smell so bad
You know they keep it cold, hold her close so she don’t shiver
Make her quiver, when you give her a sliver of liver
To pass or to fail, it’s our only care
If you feel me, double glove your hands, two pair
H to the izz-O,P K I N S
Making the grade, like Gatorade, it’s just in us.

[CHORUS]

Duration : 0:4:36

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21 Responses to “Hopkins Izzo”

1. lawboy200348 Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   LOVE IT!!
   Blue 4 …
   LOVE IT!!
   Blue 4 life!
   ‘03.

2. sstrong2 Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   This is genius.
   This is genius.

3. kubelikproductions Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   Amazing…
   
   Amazing…
   

4. robertwalters Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   at the very end …
   at the very end when they put on their glasses the dude at the left just has normal glasses on, LOL

5. wcheng29 Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   Ahh, the days of …
   Ahh, the days of Reed Hall. Glad to see it hasn’t changed…–walter cheng MD ‘04

6. jps332 Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   I smoke pot with …
   I smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins

7. hseloni1 Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   amaaaazing
   amaaaazing

8. mvanlandingham Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   2 pairz of …
   2 pairz of sunglasses! ROFLcopter.

   For the record, “Baltimordor” was all me.

   MEvL

9. kaaamner Says:
   August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

   soooo glorious =)
   soooo glorious =)

10. jessikator Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    yesssssssssssssssss …
    yesssssssssssssssss

    i am so sad i am not in this video. can i say “lolz” in the next one plz?

11. thanff1 Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    no coincidence with …
    no coincidence with the real video. complete accident.

    and, thanks for bringing it up, i do have lots of practice zing in my pants. it’s why I can’t go to lecture. rub it in why don’t you.

12. MikhailGorbounov Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Yo your z in my …
    Yo your z in my pants move was very similar to the Vid “Jizz in my pants”
    lot of practice?

    Love the bathroom scene

    

13. thanff1 Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    ZOMG RoLF HaHaHa …
    ZOMG RoLF HaHaHa LmAO OTTO BRB HAGS Ttyl ASL? you CaLL tHAt a ViDeo nIce Try guyz but JZ diDnt do iT in HD sO Dont evEn try to Sho ma manz up tRyin to acT all cooL but you guyz are mEd studnets so dat;s pretty riDICulous if you catCh my drift.

    Seriously though. Good .

14. Zampboy Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    This is prolly the …
    This is prolly the best thing ever!!!

15. rmanal1 Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Lacks night vision …
    Lacks night vision footage of Fed Hill, but an otherwise commendable effort.

16. JohnnyHop12 Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Confident it was …
    Confident it was worth it, p < 0.05

17. jathinb Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    btw Alex you rock
    btw Alex you rock

18. reardenh Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    I love you ALEX
    I love you ALEX

19. coout Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    AWESOMENESS.
    AWESOMENESS.

20. jathinb Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    I think we got …
    I think we got graded, “Unsatisfactory,” for spending all our time during small group writing the lyrics/discussing the video. Totally worth it.

21. MikhailGorbounov Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Awesome!
    …
    Awesome!
    Represent Hopkins!!!

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